Sunday, April 25, 2010

City of err, Brotherly Love. Yeah, that.

I fell in love with Philadelphia yesterday. Here's the story of our hot and heavy romance.

Hello, handsome. Interested in sharing some of that delicious beer?

Hello, gorg--oooh. Interesting look for you there.

Yes, I did hang my camera off the side of the ferry to take this picture.

One of the more mature photos I took in Signer's Hall at the Constitution Center.

The Carpenter's House. I'm gonna fucking live here one day. Even though it's a historical landmark. I'll just camp out under stairs, like Harry Potter. Okay, not quite like that.

Cobblestones are not easy on the feet. But they're still awesome.

Not pictured: The site of Franklin's privy. I'M NOT JOKING THEY REALLY MADE A SIGN FOR THAT.

This sundae was orgasmic. That's only a slight exaggeration.

Uhhhh, yeeeahh [licks spoon lasciviously]


  1. Oh, Signer's Hall. Our big class trip in junior year of high school was to Philly, and Signer Hall was the HIGHLIGHT. Because of the rampant immaturity, obviously.

    Looks like you had fun, though! You had a gorgeous day for it.

  2. Hello!

    I can't believe you JUST started this blog! It's excellent! Also, that sundae... Oh my god. I can easily see myself finishing one of those off! Om nom!

    Anyway, just saying hello!

  3. Best sundae ever? Looks like it! I'd call that picture food porn!

  4. @Cait - There may or may not be a picture of me making out with a Signer whose name will be omitted to protect the innocent.

    @Kara - It was called "The Franklin Mint" and it was utterly transcendental!

  5. Wow it looks like you had an amazing time! Lovely photos, too! I am also going to steal that sundae. Well... I would have if you didn't already eat it!

  6. that sundae looks so f-ing good. i wish it were in front of me right this second. i love this blog, and i'm from the great state of new jersey too.

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  8. OMG, I would totally face fuck that sundae. Pardon the language, but I'm on diet and the closest I get to something that delish is smelling my kid's breath after she eats a Hershey bar.

    Love your blog! :)

  9. The sundae looks like a Viennetta ice cream! Anyone ever had one?? Pure delight!